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From: "Jim R" <>
Subject: FW: [WVPLEASA] Zebra Goes To Heaven
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 10:50:19 -0500

Once Again, I have mashed the wrong key and sent personal mail to the list.
And once again, I am sorry. Will try to do better.

From: "Jim R" <>
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Subject: [WVPLEASA] Zebra Goes To Heaven
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 10:26:40 -0500

A zebra dies and goes to heaven where St Pete meets and welcomes him. They
tour heaven with Pete pointing out the zebra's new home, the theater, the
rec center, pool, et cetera. After the tour St Pete asks, "So my new friend,
waddaya think?"

Zebra says he loves it and is real happy to be there.

St Pete asks, "Is there anything else I can do for you or questions I might
answer before I get back to the job.

Zebra says, "Yessir, I have one question."

Pet asks, "What's that?"

Zebra says, "Well, my whole life on earth I was bugged with one question: Am
I white with black stripes or black with white strips?"

St Pete says, "Wow, thats a tough one. Youll have to se the Boss about that.
I'm simply intake, he does all the creating."

Zebra says, "Oh no! I couldnt do that, I'd be scared to death."

St Pete says, "Well, youre already dead, so that shouldnt be a problem and
the Boss is a top-notch guy. He loves everyone and everything. He has an
24/7 open door policy and our residents go in all the time. Heck, Zebra, he
wont bite. And besides that, he likes to meet all our new arrivals
personally, so youll have to go sooner or later."

Zebra says, "Are you sure?"

Pete replies, "Sure I'm sure. Lets go.

Pete takes the zebra to Gods office and introduces him, then leaves. God
welcomes him profusely asking if he liked it there and is there anything he
can do for him.

Zebra says he loves it in heaven and he is grateful to be there, but he has
a question.

God asks, "Whats that my friend?"

Zebra says, "When I was down below, I always wondered if I was white with
black stripes, or black with white stripes."

God studies for bit, then says, "You are what you are."

He thanks the zebra for coming in and goes back to work.

Zebra goes outside where St Pete is waiting for him. Pete says, "How did it
go? Do you like the Boss? And did he answer your question?"

Zebra says it went real well, the Boss is a great guy, but he didnt answer
his question right off.

Pets asks, "What happened?"

Zebra replies, "I asked him whether I was white with black stripes or black
with white stripes. He looked at me for a bit, then said, "You are what you
are."

Pete says, "Well that settles it. You were white with black stripes."

Zebra asks, "How can you tell?"

Pete says, " Zebra, if you were black with whites stripes, he wouldve said,
'Yo is what yo is."



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